1) Have a three course breakfast because... [click here]
2) Lay around doing nothing. This is just plain lazy if you're not on a sun lounger somewhere sunny
3) Wear sunglasses everywhere without looking like a tool
4) Wear bum skimming shorts. Well you can, but you'll be whistled at by men in white vans A LOT
5) Admire your tan in the hotel's awesome lighting. Because you are not actually that tanned
6) Walk around naked with the air con on full blast. Back home, you will be cursing at the radiator willing it to warm up quicker
7) Smuggle breakfast in your bag "just in case you get hungry later"
8) Drink cocktails in the morning without looking like you're having a mid life crisis
9) You will no longer have to spend HOURS applying thick sun cream only to get burnt red raw ANYWAY
10) Have your bed magically made every day. It's bed-making fairies, right?
